Computer error messages

[hippychick]

Here are actual error messages supposedly seen on the computer screens in
Japan, where they are written in Haiku.


The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.


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Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.


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Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.


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Windows XT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your
screams.


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Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.


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Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.


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Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.


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A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.


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Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has
occurred.


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You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.


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Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.


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Having been erased, The document you're seeking must now be retyped.


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Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

[threelions00]

Haiku poems consist of three lines. The first line has 5 syllables, the second, 7 and the third has 5 syllables...these are a Japanese translation which is why they do not fit exactly.

Also see tanka and cinquain...

I'm full of useless info!

[Nigi]

nice one