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Thread: Why Armstrong Wins The Tour So Often

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    He's fucking good at going a bike.

    That is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    He's fucking good at going a bike.

    That is all.
    Fuck!!! I was going to say that and you beat me to it. (you started the thread first)

    How did you find out this information?

    It was a French reporter, wasn't it? I figured they'd find out his secrets and spill 'em.

    They are such jealous bastards.
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    could it also be that he has strong arms? his name kinda gives it away really
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
    could it also be that he has strong arms? his name kinda gives it away really
    If he was a weightlifter that juuuuust might make sense.
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    Please stop spamming my topic the pair of you.

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    he lives near me, him and sheryl

    he trains in a big chamber that lowers/raises the presser (not sure which, maybe both)
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    Quote Originally Posted by muchspl3
    he lives near me, him and sheryl

    he trains in a big chamber that lowers/raises the presser (not sure which, maybe both)
    That's interesting, thanks for the info.

    However I still think it's because he's fucking good at going a bike.

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    Hold up!

    As a lad, I was considered by my peers as fucking good at going a bike (or something similar ). However, I never had a big chamber that lowers/raises the presser (not sure which, maybe both).

    Lance Armstrong has won Le Tour. I have not.

    I think the big chamber that lowers/raises the presser (not sure which, maybe both) has made all the difference to the chap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Hold up!

    As a lad, I was considered by my peers as fucking good at going a bike (or something similar ). However, I never had a big chamber that lowers/raises the presser (not sure which, maybe both).

    Lance Armstrong has won Le Tour. I have not.

    I think the big chamber that lowers/raises the presser (not sure which, maybe both) has made all the difference to the chap.

    Muchspl 1 Vs JP 0.
    Ca't argue with your logic there.

    All else being equal the hyperbaric chamber must be the thing that makes t'difference.

    I defer to Mr Spl's greater knowledge of sports science.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    I defer to Mr Spl's greater knowledge of sports science.
    Ehh, maybe he just got lucky.

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