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Thread: Old Lady & The Dr

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    A little old lady goes to a physician, saying, Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and I sneak them out silently. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because I do it with no noise and they don't have any aroma.

    The doctor says, I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week. When she returns she says, "Doctor, I don't know what you gave me but its awful. I still break wind without any noise but the stink could kill you."

    The doctor says, "Excellent. Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing..

    An It Harm None, Do What You Will

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    I like that one .

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