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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    Bosch Washing Machine, Integrated Washing Machine

    Energy efficiency class: A+
    Wash performance class: A
    Spin drying class: C
    Capacity: 6g/13lbs
    Spin speed: 1000 or 600
    Consumption rates (60C cold fill):
    - Time: 135 mins
    - Energy: 1.02 kWh
    - Water: 49 litres
    Dimensions: H856 (820 without worktop) x W600 x D590 mm
    The large porthole with 180 opening door makes loading and unloading Bosch Washing Machine exceptionally easy
    Express wash system with up to 40% faster programme times
    Clear text and symbols on fascia to ensure ease of use
    Multifunction control dial for programme and temperature selection
    Additional options for prewash and intensive/stains
    3D AquaSpa wash system
    Rinse plus option for Integrated Washing Machine
    Wash Plus system for A wash performance
    Freshen up programme
    Safeguard monitoring system adjusts load distribution and programme settings to protect clothes
    15 "clothes care" programmes
    LED programme status indicator
    Spin speed selector with rinse hold option
    Rinse hold option on all programmes
    Handwash programme for woollens and delicates
    To protect clothes, spin only option regulates to 800 rpm
    Gentle drum cradle action for woollens
    Very quiet noise level
    Cold fill[/img]

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    Guillaume's Avatar Kentish old lady BT Rep: +8BT Rep +8
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    Quote Originally Posted by 99%

    Bosch Washing Machine, Integrated Washing Machine

    Energy efficiency class: A+
    Wash performance class: A
    Spin drying class: C
    Capacity: 6g/13lbs
    Spin speed: 1000 or 600
    Consumption rates (60C cold fill):
    - Time: 135 mins
    - Energy: 1.02 kWh
    - Water: 49 litres
    Dimensions: H856 (820 without worktop) x W600 x D590 mm
    The large porthole with 180 opening door makes loading and unloading Bosch Washing Machine exceptionally easy
    Express wash system with up to 40% faster programme times
    Clear text and symbols on fascia to ensure ease of use
    Multifunction control dial for programme and temperature selection
    Additional options for prewash and intensive/stains
    3D AquaSpa wash system
    Rinse plus option for Integrated Washing Machine
    Wash Plus system for A wash performance
    Freshen up programme
    Safeguard monitoring system adjusts load distribution and programme settings to protect clothes
    15 "clothes care" programmes
    LED programme status indicator
    Spin speed selector with rinse hold option
    Rinse hold option on all programmes
    Handwash programme for woollens and delicates
    To protect clothes, spin only option regulates to 800 rpm
    Gentle drum cradle action for woollens
    Very quiet noise level
    Cold fill[/img]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    4. Advertising or soliciting for a product or service for the purpose of commercial gain without the consent of the administrators is prohibited. Any such postings may be deleted for any reason.
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