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    Basketball on trampolines.

    That would make it less ghey.

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    Football with an oval ball.

    Actually that's a stupid idea, a non-spherical ball just betrays its definition
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
    Football with an oval ball.
    I think you have taken this too far.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Basketball on trampolines.

    That would make it less ghey.
    Already done.

    It's called SlamBall on Spike TV..
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    If one of us Britanians invent a really good sport, we should keep it secret so that all those other nations don't start practicing and pwn us at it.

    One must learn from one's mistakes.

    Either that or we could do what the Americans did and make the invented sport so boring that no-one else will want to play it.

    I favour the first approach. We'd be secret world champions and no-one else would know why we're so smug
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Either that or we could do what the Americans did and make the invented sport so boring that no-one else will want to play it.
    Which sports?
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    I've just invented a brilliant solo sport that's a bit like cricket except with hookers and cocaine.

    I'm not going to tell anyone the rules or anything about it other than it's fecking good.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Either that or we could do what the Americans did and make the invented sport so boring that no-one else will want to play it.
    Which sports?
    Which do you think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Which sports?
    Which do you think.
    Beats the shit outta me...with a tree branch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Which do you think.
    Beats the shit outta me...with a tree branch.
    Is that the new sport you're inventing.

    Sounds like a winner, Busy.

    You've got me interested and I daresay regulars to this forum will be queueing up to give it/you a bash.
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