35 minutes arguing with a jehovahs witness.

[JPaul]

Or, launch your forehead at the bridge of his nose, really really hard. If done properly that will break the nose, stun him, make his eyes water and give him two black eyes.

Ah yes, the good old 'Glasgow Kiss', l've always wanted to give one of those to the pope.

"Always", he's not been about very long.

Or did you mean "a Pope", just whoever happens to be the current Pope.

[Snee]

Ah yes, the good old 'Glasgow Kiss', l've always wanted to give one of those to the pope.

"Always", he's not been about very long.

Or did you mean "a Pope", just whoever happens to be the current Pope.

Maybe he knew him before he became famous, like.

[JPaul]

"Always", he's not been about very long.

Or did you mean "a Pope", just whoever happens to be the current Pope.

Maybe he knew him before he became famous, like.

Seems likely and he has a grudge against him.

Maybe he got his curly wurly in a fankle.

[whypikonme]

Ah yes, the good old 'Glasgow Kiss', l've always wanted to give one of those to the pope.

"Always", he's not been about very long.

Or did you mean "a Pope", just whoever happens to be the current Pope.

l meant like Mr. Bean did to the Queen Mum.

[lynx]

The JW's have nothing on the Morons ummm I mean the Mormons lol...Trust me I grew up in the land of the Mo's 'Utah'...That cult is so wacked its scary.
I could tell you some things that could keep you interestd for days lol or maybe minutes

The JW's are wacked also, they dont believe in blood transusion or take medicine. Just let God heal ur kid dieing of some illness.

i'd like to think i bought this guy round. i reckon he just me on some black list and called me a nob though

I reckon he'll just put a constipation curse on you.

[JPaul]

"Always", he's not been about very long.

Or did you mean "a Pope", just whoever happens to be the current Pope.

l meant like Mr. Bean did to the Queen Mum.

I don't think that was deliberate, or the Queen Mum.

I suspect it was a sort of staged, TV type thing.

Portraying a comedic accident.

[Biggles]

I have recollections of my mother chasing two with a bucket water shouting "I don't come round to your house trying to shove my religion down your throats"

Despite the suits they were sprightly. I fear my mother must have got us put on the "goatish souls" list as they didn't come again.

I have read a couple of Watchtowers though ... curious and very big on the end of the world. A word in their favour though, they don't appear to actually try to force God's hand by making it happen ... unlike some

[JPaul]

Why did they have a bucket of water.

They must have stopped that, because it isn't really practical when you're walking the streets.

Olden days, tchh.

[Biggles]

Why did they have a bucket of water.

They must have stopped that, because it isn't really practical when you're walking the streets.

Olden days, tchh.

I think it was some sort of instant baptism thing. I believe they use an H2o spray in these modern times. Technology, Pah!

[tesco]

My dog used to scare them away.