Strange

[JPaul]

[The above was brought to you without the assistance of a comma.)

An admirable and significant savings of cyber-ink.

I, commend, your, efforts,.

I mixed me parenthesis by way of celebration.

[JPaul]

j2 however just talks pish.

Nah.....he just enjoys the art of obfuscation.

Leading to discombobulation amongst his viewers.

He's actually just afraid that someone may understand what he's actually saying. The sly old communist.

[JPaul]

"Here's a Guinness, Dave", I'm sure he'd snatch it right out of my hand, and before I was done speaking.

How would he know it was for him.

The last thing you do is identify who the Guiness is for (well actually all you do is identify what it is to him, but we'll leave that to one side.).

Given that "Dave" is a two syllable word and I would suggest a morpheme he really has to hear the whole thing before he can establish the Guiness is for him.

What a rude, presumptuous bar steward he is, snatching that Guiness away in such a manner.

I despair.

[JPaul]

Leading to discombobulation amongst his viewers.

In all my time here I have not committed one act of discombobulation or obfuscation.

Zero.

Zip.

Slant.

Doodly-squat.

Naught.

Hah, that's why we call you discombobfuscation boy.