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    Opening his remarks with that gentle cough of his that sounds like a very old sheep clearing its throat on a misty mountain top, he said, ``You wished to see me sir?''

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    I was so darned sorry for poor old Corky that I hadn't the heart to touch my breakfast. I told Jeeves to drink it himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    I was so darned sorry for poor old Corky that I hadn't the heart to touch my breakfast. I told Jeeves to drink it himself.
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    It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so many convicts in the death-house, but the lovely and useless things, the charming and exhilarating things, are best done by men with, as the phrase is, a few sheets in the wind.

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    Tis the same with women, although we don't do 'useless' things.














    I can't believe I typed that with a straight face.

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    think of a word ending in 'ing'

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    He trusted neither of them as far as he could spit, and he was a poor spitter, lacking both distance and control.

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    i should stop getting drunk in the pub every nighting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Everose
    Tis the same with women, although we don't do 'useless' things.


    I can't believe I typed that with a straight face.
    That must have been quite painfull.

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