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My girlfriend told me yesterday, that even when she has a cold, she still can feel the precence of my farts.......
Naturally, i reacted all proud.
I just can't be modest about such a thing.
I allways wondered why Saddam never contacted me.
I deliver the best damn WMD's available!!!
Who else is convinced it should be an olympic sport??
Yogi
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10-25-2003, 01:59 PM
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Originally posted by SensualGardening@25 October 2003 - 13:46
My girlfriend told me yesterday, that even when she has a cold, she still can feel the precence of my farts.......
Naturally, i reacted all proud.
I just can't be modest about such a thing.
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10-25-2003, 02:01 PM
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We actually have contests at work to see who can clear a room the fastest.
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10-25-2003, 02:38 PM
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10-25-2003, 02:40 PM
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Originally posted by Riddler@25 October 2003 - 15:01
We actually have contests at work to see who can clear a room the fastest.
Now be honest, Riddler!!
How do you score????
Yogi
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10-25-2003, 02:49 PM
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BT Rep: +10
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10-25-2003, 02:57 PM
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I had a ex g/f that farted 313 tiems in one day i counted
Assuming 8 hours of sleep, that still leaves an average of about 20 farts an hour.
That's certainly olympic material!
(in the speedfarting-event)
Explains her being your ex........
Yogi
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10-25-2003, 03:03 PM
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It must be horrible when a girl farts during anal.
heh, anal is pretty gross anyways.. might like have to use toilet paper on your Pecker. If a girl gives anal before her blowjob... damn that's really filthy
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10-25-2003, 03:08 PM
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Originally posted by Wolfmight@25 October 2003 - 16:03
It must be horrible when a girl farts during anal.
heh, anal is pretty gross anyways.. might like have to use toilet paper on your Pecker. If a girl gives anal before her blowjob... damn that's really filthy
An enema will do the trick........
After that i only think it'll be a spectecular feeling; just keep your nose pinched...
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10-25-2003, 03:27 PM
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