Hey diddle diddle the cat did a piddle,
the cow jumped over the moon
The little dog laughed and fucked off for a bath
and the cat snuggled up for a spoon
Dexter's Apprentice.
Hey diddle diddle the cat did a piddle,
the cow jumped over the moon
The little dog laughed and fucked off for a bath
and the cat snuggled up for a spoon
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
mostly harmless
A man walks into a butchers shop and says "I'd like a pound of kiddleys please"
The butcher says "You what?"
"I'd like a pound of kiddleys please?"
"Eh? A pound of kiddleys?"
"Yep. A pound of kiddleys please?"
"Kiddleys?"
"Yes Kiddleys! There look - Kiddleys"
So the butcher says "Ohhhhhhh, you want a pound of kidneys".
And the man says "Of course! That's what I said, diddle-I!"
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