Chavs, like.

[Peerzy]

I am still confused as to what makes someone chav like....

My daughter is now trying to pick out her brother's clothes so he doesn't look like a chav, but I don't get the distinction between chav stuff and comfy stuff....btw I do not wear track suits so I don't think I am a chav...but I really am not sure.....

It's not just the clothes, it's the attitude. Look out for white-trash talk such as yeeaah whoteva lik didnt say nufin bout youuu thats wot Chantelle sed bout you. and the repeated threats to proper batter you when they clearly couldn't batter a fish if it was all packaged up and ready battered.

Fake and cheap gold rings/giant hoop earings also point out the mark of a chav. I wear tracksuit bottems sometimes but i don't sport a shyte burbury baseball cap or some pink Nickleson shirt.

[sArA]

So my son wearing trackies occasionally doesn't make him a chav? Phew...cos he was getting a bit worried, you know how it is when you are 9.

[Peerzy]

Unless he asks to a pocket knife you should be fine.

[manker]

Unless he asks to a pocket knife you should be fine.

Yeah, 'cos then he'd be a mentalist.

[sArA]

Well, he is mental...although I am unsure whether he is a fully fledged mentalist due to his youth.....pocket knife? Nah....sweetie wrappers, bits of string and strange pieces of grit are the main consituents of his pockets.

[manker]

One wonders what a piece of grit has to do to qualify as strange

[sArA]

well, mainly because it is also sticky and covered in fluff.

[Barbarossa]

Sometimes, I get scared that it's only me who understands manker's wit

[manker]

well, mainly because it is also sticky and covered in fluff.

Yeah, that would do it for me as well.

[Barbarossa]

But not always