Funniest Joke In Town

[Crack_man]

Why did I though that the chicken joke was funny...

[amphoteric88]

several people were asked why the chicken crossed the road
colin powell replied that the united states governemt had clear satellite imaging proof that the chicken successfully crossed the road but was unable to show this proof
the iraqi information minister (Muhammad Sa'id al-Sahhaf) replied there was no chicken, there was not even a road. that this story was a clear fabrication
Bill Gates said that his new release, eChicken, would be able to cross the road without any problems. however, after a demo, it was found there were subtle problems in the software of eChicken which prohibited it crossing the road. these would be fixed for 2010 when eChicken 5 would be released

[ClubDiggler]

Originally posted by fook_mi@17 April 2003 - 22:23
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

well post the answer here

To f**k the chicken that's on the other side!!!