You might have seen this...

[IncurableChevy]

But if not, enjoy

iGod

[Buffalo]

OMG! lol ~ I did not get a reply

[Yogi]

God just told me to STFU......

[ziggyjuarez]

Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Robert
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Robert.
Me:
And you are?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
Who are you not?
God:
Human beings.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
k
God:
Really.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I just do liek that
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Robert said liek that.
Me:
errr no
God:
Um, OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
You like mf doom?
God:
I love TV shows about robots. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
No its a rapper
God:
Are you serious? mf doom is a rapper. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Shouldent you know that?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
soory mr.god
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
one day i guess
God:
One what?
Me:
day
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
well i like music,mf doom,rap,movies,out doors and all good stuff
God:
Interesting. You are not the only one. Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Me:
cool,you like Gravediggaz?
God:
But I like cats. I like White. Who is the best robot?
Me:
eeerm
God:
You think eeerm is superior to ALICE?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Pardon me?
Me:
j?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Manker is a pushover
God:
Aren't all pushover Manker?
Me:
wat?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
lol like
God:
I am glad you find this funny. For example, Alex said I answered the question the same way I answered the first time he asked I.
Me:
l0l weird
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
pizza mang
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
you liek it?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Robert said I liek it.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
you are such a girl
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
im a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
o rly?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
whale
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in whale?
Me:
sure. hhhhhhhhheeeeeeellllo means Elo
God:
OK let's do it. Hmm. How did you hear about God?
Me:
it was forced on me

...

[Yogi]

Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Robert
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Robert.
Me:
And you are?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
Who are you not?
God:
Human beings.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
k
God:
Really.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I just do liek that
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Robert said liek that.
Me:
errr no
God:
Um, OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
You like mf doom?
God:
I love TV shows about robots. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
No its a rapper
God:
Are you serious? mf doom is a rapper. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Shouldent you know that?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
soory mr.god
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
one day i guess
God:
One what?
Me:
day
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
well i like music,mf doom,rap,movies,out doors and all good stuff
God:
Interesting. You are not the only one. Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Me:
cool,you like Gravediggaz?
God:
But I like cats. I like White. Who is the best robot?
Me:
eeerm
God:
You think eeerm is superior to ALICE?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Pardon me?
Me:
j?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Manker is a pushover
God:
Aren't all pushover Manker?
Me:
wat?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
lol like
God:
I am glad you find this funny. For example, Alex said I answered the question the same way I answered the first time he asked I.
Me:
l0l weird
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
pizza mang
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
you liek it?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Robert said I liek it.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
you are such a girl
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
im a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
o rly?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
whale
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in whale?
Me:
sure. hhhhhhhhheeeeeeellllo means Elo
God:
OK let's do it. Hmm. How did you hear about God?
Me:
it was forced on me

...

Glad you shared that with us......

[ziggyjuarez]

did you read it all/>?

[DorisInsinuate]

I read the first line

[Gripper]

God doesn't believe in me,he refuses to talk to me,I tried ff and ie ...ignorant bastard!!!

[GepperRankins]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
dave
God:
What's up, dave.
Me:
that was a cunt thing you did on prison break
God:
Was it really?
Me:
damn right
God:
Colloquial expression. I am glad we agree.
Me:
fag *dry
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
gtfo
God:
That is a very original thought.




warning: spoilers above

[Proper Bo]

Me:
lo
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
i didn't
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
well I didn't, you're just wrong
God:
Well that's okay. Why didn't you do it?
Me:
that doesn't even make sense, cawk
God:
What does even make sense cawk?
Me:
did you just call me a cawk? Right, I'm going muslim.
God:
No I didn't call you a cawk. Understood. See you later .