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    Blythorama's Avatar Podiceps cristatus
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
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    I'll stick them to some fudge and he can have them. I can feel them growing and itching. It's horrible. I have to bath with my leg hanging out the side and get my mum to come and fish me out when I'm done.

    The humiliation.


    Must ... maintain ... eye-contact ...
    The other day she got her neighbor whom she has known for years to pop in and help me when she had to go out suddenly when I was in the bath. I've never been so embarrased. To have this little old lady helping me out of a bath was mortifying. Why am I sharing this...
    Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
    No deal, feck oof.
    Ok, come on. You know I honour my debts eventually. What about three parts armpit to one part pube?
    Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Quote Originally Posted by manker


    Must ... maintain ... eye-contact ...
    The other day she got her neighbor whom she has known for years to pop in and help me when she had to go out suddenly when I was in the bath. I've never been so embarrased. To have this little old lady helping me out of a bath was mortifying. Why am I sharing this...
    I think I'd have just stayed there all day, topping up the hot water when my bits got chilly.

    I'd have more wrinkles than the Eastbourne tinsel 'n' turkey but at least I'd have escaped the ignomy of the old lady gawp
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    bonjour

    gripper will take your coat

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    yes i will,thanks,welcome.
    @Blyth...I just don't know what to say,baths,old ladys,to much

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