What if you were gay?

**GepperRankins** · 01-30-2006, 05:15 PM

what do you think is in his "don't look in here" folder?

**Cheese** · 01-30-2006, 05:29 PM

A lot of you guys would get more action than you would if you remained straight. By that I mean more action than the current none at all.

Most assuredly heterosexually yours

Cheese.

**enoughfakefiles** · 01-30-2006, 06:44 PM

You'd have to have some length of cawk to blow your own head off

/edit I've only been interested in two things and non of them involved touching a blokes peen

**Seedler** · 01-30-2006, 11:10 PM

Originally Posted by Cheese

A lot of you guys would get more action than you would if you remained straight. By that I mean more action than the current none at all.

Most assuredly heterosexually yours

Cheese.

ouch

are you talking about yourself cheese?

**sArA** · 01-30-2006, 11:18 PM

I would imagine that if you were to suddenly turn gay, then that is precisely what you would be and it would feel right.

**Virtualbody1234** · 01-31-2006, 12:01 AM

Originally Posted by Guillaume

What would you do if you turned into a homosexual?

Like, overnight? You're sleeping and there comes the ghey fairy, whips out wand and "poof!"?

Funniest post I've read in a long time.

I started laughing and then I imagined what that "whip out the wand and "poof!"" scene would look like. Now I can't stop laughing.

**maebach** · 01-31-2006, 12:53 AM

Originally Posted by Seedler

Originally Posted by Cheese

A lot of you guys would get more action than you would if you remained straight. By that I mean more action than the current none at all.

Most assuredly heterosexually yours

Cheese.

ouch

are you talking about yourself cheese?

unlike you cheese has a spouse/girlfriend