If Jade Goody can make £3.5 million from just being thick on Big Brother I'm pretty sure I can make a couple of million GBP or more from being the bloke who shagged Jessica Alba.
I could sell my story to the papers, write a book about it, do club tours, do the talk-show circuit, get an advertising deal with Durex, etc. I'd become a "nonebrity". In fact, I'd probably be on the the next Celebrity Big Brother.
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