I quite fancy learning

**DorisInsinuate** · 03-04-2006, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by Gripper

Originally Posted by JPaul

Guitar.

You can get a reasonable one for not too much money and there are a plethora of books, vids etc for the learning at home.

My leanings are towards that,low cost low maintenance,that or keyboards,'cause we have one that me boy got for xmas a while back.

Bah, you should learn bass, bassist > guitarist.

**Carcinus** · 03-04-2006, 11:11 PM

Learn the Trombone. I did at school. Not only do you end up with lips that look like you've been snogging a hoover, you can also have great fun smacking the smarmy alto sax player in front of you in the back of the head with your slide. Plus don't empty the spit valve for a while and you could drown a flautist, I tried and I did.

**DorisInsinuate** · 03-04-2006, 11:12 PM

Learn the recorder.

**Carcinus** · 03-04-2006, 11:17 PM

Clarinet. According to Eddie Izzard it sounds like you are blowing down the wrong end of a weasel.

**DorisInsinuate** · 03-04-2006, 11:19 PM

Learn the weasel. I heard if you blow down the wrong end you get the sound of a shitty woodwind instrument.

**JPaul** · 03-04-2006, 11:24 PM

Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate

Originally Posted by Gripper

My leanings are towards that,low cost low maintenance,that or keyboards,'cause we have one that me boy got for xmas a while back.

Bah, you should learn bass, bassist > guitarist.

Bassist = Guitarist's Labourer. Fact.

**JPaul** · 03-04-2006, 11:26 PM

Originally Posted by Carcinus

Learn the Trombone. I did at school. Not only do you end up with lips that look like you've been snogging a hoover, you can also have great fun smacking the smarmy alto sax player in front of you in the back of the head with your slide. Plus don't empty the spit valve for a while and you could drown a flautist, I tried and I did.

I take it you can double tongue then.