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    Carcinus's Avatar Procrastinator
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    I want to combine my bingo calling with a seance.

    ""Are you there Harold, It's Ethal, Johnny is not your son" Fourty Four."
    ""Mavis, Your hat looks shit, love from Irene" Number Twelve."

    Or be really obscure..."Lax-boweled Badger - sixty two" "Weasel weasel stoat tango alpha.....Twenty"


    Confession; I didn't get that joke earlier when it was via text message - clear as day when I read it on an interweb forum.

    I suck at texting. Fact!
    Thought you were just having a blond moment!

    I still cant get that footy team...

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    Anyway, did you get the job?
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    Got the second interview tomorrow evening. I'm not sure I want it but it'll tide me over I suppose....

    I'm still not sure why one needs two interviews to work in a Bingo hall.

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    Well, you could try to talk a bit louder this time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carcinus
    Got the second interview tomorrow evening. I'm not sure I want it but it'll tide me over I suppose....

    I'm still not sure why one needs two interviews to work in a Bingo hall.
    Me, either, unless it is a particularly high-toned game, with the butler manning the dawber, and rocks drinks.

    Good luck, anyway...hope your 'tidings' are high.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4
    Quote Originally Posted by Carcinus
    Got the second interview tomorrow evening. I'm not sure I want it but it'll tide me over I suppose....

    I'm still not sure why one needs two interviews to work in a Bingo hall.
    Me, either, unless it is a particularly high-toned game, with the butler manning the dawber, and rocks drinks.

    Good luck, anyway...hope your 'tidings' are high.

    Yes, maybe I'll have to do an interpretive dance or operatically sing the numbers out for the highbrow bourgoise elderly, whilst chalking existential slogans on an ironically childish blackboard.

    Thanks though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carcinus
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4

    Me, either, unless it is a particularly high-toned game, with the butler manning the dawber, and rocks drinks.

    Good luck, anyway...hope your 'tidings' are high.

    Yes, maybe I'll have to do an interpretive dance or operatically sing the numbers out for the highbrow bourgoise elderly, whilst chalking existential slogans on an ironically childish blackboard.
    That's just mad talk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carcinus
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4

    Me, either, unless it is a particularly high-toned game, with the butler manning the dawber, and rocks drinks.

    Good luck, anyway...hope your 'tidings' are high.

    Yes, maybe I'll have to do an interpretive dance or operatically sing the numbers out for the highbrow bourgoise elderly, whilst chalking existential slogans on an ironically childish blackboard.
    Try doing all that within arm's-reach of the drum.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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    The numbers are now floated down to the caller embroidered on swans feathers, which turn into butterflies as soon as the number is called.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carcinus
    The numbers are now floated down to the caller embroidered on swans feathers, which turn into butterflies as soon as the number is called.
    Wow.

    Sounds downright agreeable, you could probably even mix the drinks for a few extra, yeah?

    Where is this place?

    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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