Poll

[Cheese]

The Welsh beat the English in a close 5-0 thrashing.

[Fromagepas]

The Welsh beat the English in a close 5-0 thrashing.

You must have had that niche fella praying on your overworked brain.

Either that or you're pish at pool.

[Cheese]

The Welsh beat the English in a close 5-0 thrashing.

You must have had that niche fella praying on your overworked brain.

Either that or you're pish at pool.

I'm pish at pool. We played further games, fecking loads of games, and I won two (though only when my opponent pocketed the black ball prematurely).

[Fromagepas]

Before I was an old blind fella with arthritic joints and brain aids I used to be a fucking ace pool player. We were the best pool team within a 30 mile radius. In fact, at home the team had been beaten just once in five years. The reason may have been that we had bigger tables than anyone else, so visiting teams couldn't play on them. You could see them balk (snooker joke) when they walked in.

It helped away as well, coz we would walk in and chortle, saying things like "oh look, they are using weans tables, how sweet". We would then thrash them mercilessly, in front of their loved ones. Which was always nice.

The last time I played serious pool (other than for money) we won the league with 11 games left to play.

True story.

[DorisInsinuate]

Before I was an old blind fella with arthritic joints and brain aids I used to be a fucking ace pool player. We were the best pool team within a 30 mile radius. In fact, at home the team had been beaten just once in five years. The reason may have been that we had bigger tables than anyone else, so visiting teams couldn't play on them. You could see them balk (snooker joke) when they walked in.

It helped away as well, coz we would walk in and chortle, saying things like "oh look, they are using weans tables, how sweet". We would then thrash them mercilessly, in front of their loved ones. Which was always nice.

The last time I played serious pool (other than for money) we won the league with 11 games left to play.

True story.

WRONG. You filfthy hustler

[Seedler]

stfu...

[Cheese]

I didn't make any foreign students cry this time though I did have an argument with some guy over a fruit machine. The pool pwnage of me was pretty much complete, I didn't beat manker all night but I did manage to steal a victory off Al (when he pocketed the black too early).

[Mr JP Fugley]

I didn't make any foreign students cry this time though I did have an argument with some guy over a fruit machine.

were you trying to but a homosexual.

[Cheese]

It is the law that if you leave credit in the fruit machine while you are getting change from the bar that the machine is still "yours" is it not? I was pretty outraged that someone would just jump on, win some money and then say he would give me a quid back when he had finished. I pwned him with some drunken Busyman-esque logic whilst I lay across the machine.

[Mr JP Fugley]

you should have shot him in the face. not doing that was your first blunder.