Shower farts.....

[peat moss]

That's 2 members now that have stated they take baths. I myself am a shower man.

Is it odd that I haven't had a bath since I was a wee little kid? Ironically, bathes just seem dirty to me. Soaking in your own filth...

True dat. Plus I don't have the time to have "Calgon take me away".

Baths are for children and women.

On a side note...
How many people here wash their ass (if they can) right after they shit?

Shit ,shower and shave in that order .

Still like the odd bath with a beer and a newspaper or book . And my rubber ducky of course .

[Busyman™]

True dat. Plus I don't have the time to have "Calgon take me away".

Baths are for children and women.

On a side note...
How many people here wash their ass (if they can) right after they shit?

Shit ,shower and shave in that order .

Still like the odd bath with a beer and a newspaper or book . And my rubber ducky of course .

For me it's shit, shave, shower.

Once I get my hot tub that'll be enough relaxation for me. I'll have my flavored rum, Appletini, or Courvoisier and just chill the fuck out.

It'll be real nice in the winter....until I gotta get out that motherfucker.

[peat moss]

I think I gave up baths when we had our youngest, wife would throw the little guy in front with some toys , then bugger off to cook dinner .


I'd yell mommy, come and dry our butts when the water turned cold well I pulled the plug and the water just stayed there ! Yep you got it the little fart dropped a foot long turd in the drain . I'v never moved so fast since .

[Busyman™]

I think I gave up baths when we had our youngest, wife would throw the little guy in front with some toys , then bugger off to cook dinner .


I'd yell mommy, come and dry our butts when the water turned cold well I pulled the plug and the water just stayed there ! Yep you got it the little fart dropped a foot long turd in the drain . I'v never moved so fast since .

He shoulda got a shower.

[peat moss]

I think I gave up baths when we had our youngest, wife would throw the little guy in front with some toys , then bugger off to cook dinner .


I'd yell mommy, come and dry our butts when the water turned cold well I pulled the plug and the water just stayed there ! Yep you got it the little fart dropped a foot long turd in the drain . I'v never moved so fast since .

He shoulda got a shower.

Ya upside down !