Mama Jokes

[ultimatejester]

Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun

[DarkInferno]

your mama so fat she uses a VCR for a pager!

[Wolfmight]

Yo momma's so fat, she went to a desert and made an new ocean of salty sweat.

[Wolfmight]

yo momma's so fat she farts in your face and kills u.

yo momma's so fat she opens her armpits and and kills the Ozone.

[Illuminati]

Ya mama's so fat, aliens pass by Earth and say "check out the zit on that rock!"

Ya mama's so fat, she was wearing a malcolm X jacket and a helicopter landed on her back

Ya mama's so fat, her levi's arent 501's - they are 747's!

[I'm_going_slightly_mad]

Yo momma so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

[I'm_going_slightly_mad]

Yo momma so fat, the National Weather Service has to give names for her farts.

[I'm_going_slightly_mad]

Yo momma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

[I'm_going_slightly_mad]

Yo momma has so many layers of fat, she has to screw her underwear on.

[I'm_going_slightly_mad]

Yo momma is so fat, when she walks, her thighs apologize to each other: "EXCUSE ME! PARDON ME! EXCUSE ME! PARDON ME!"