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    Originally posted by I'm_going_slightly_mad@29 June 2003 - 04:59
    Yo momma is so fat, when she walks, her thighs apologize to each other: "EXCUSE ME! PARDON ME! EXCUSE ME! PARDON ME!"
    LOL!!!

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    Yo momma so fat she fell into a nuclear explotion and said ,"I've had bigger".

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    Yo momma so fat she got lyposuction and dressed up in her excess skin.

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    Yo momma so ugly she went to hell and got kicked out.

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    Yo momma so fat she gave birth to a baby so fat it looked 20 years old.

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    Yo momma so short she had to stand on a step stool to give me a blowjob.
    "Specs"
    CPU:High,some say I'm a legend in My own mind.
    Update! Overclocked - Achieved Demi God statis.
    Ram:If she's ready, so am I.
    Hard drive:Ready for access,larger than average.
    Bus speed:Not as fast as My truck.

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    yo momma so ugly the state had to issue her a seeing eye dog that was blind.
    "Specs"
    CPU:High,some say I'm a legend in My own mind.
    Update! Overclocked - Achieved Demi God statis.
    Ram:If she's ready, so am I.
    Hard drive:Ready for access,larger than average.
    Bus speed:Not as fast as My truck.

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    YR MAMA IZ SUCHA BLUE NOSE THA SHE SHITS ORANGES!!!
    YA ORANGE BAS!!!

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    yo momma so fat her armpits make rubber squeeky noise

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    yo momma is so fat her boyfriend uses a trashbag for a condom.

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