Mama Jokes

**Wolfmight** · 07-02-2003, 06:23 PM

Yo momma so fat she has a whole cotton field for produceing her clothes

**Wolfmight** · 07-02-2003, 06:24 PM

Yo momma is so fat she has a pet bluewhale

**Twigboy** · 07-02-2003, 11:27 PM

Yo momma so fat the Navy had to anchor her down in fear she would jump up and land causing the Earth to loose it's orbit.

**Wolfmight** · 07-03-2003, 03:14 PM

You momma so fat she bends down 360 degrees

**iamtheoneandonlyone** · 07-04-2003, 01:45 AM

Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her.

Yeah if you don't think this is funny, well I don't think so either.

**Snowdog** · 07-07-2003, 01:34 AM

Your mama's so fat, every time she jumps up in the air, she gets stuck.

**Snowdog** · 07-07-2003, 01:40 AM

Your mama's so fat, that after having sex with her, I rolled over twice and was still on top.

**Wolfmight** · 07-07-2003, 03:03 AM

yo momma so fat, her scabs look like tumors.

**Wolfmight** · 07-07-2003, 03:04 AM

Yo momma so fat she humps the Effile Tower like it's a dildo.

**Snowdog** · 07-07-2003, 07:18 PM

Your mama's so fat, we're gonna use her to plug the hole in the ozone layer.

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