The general public...

[Skiz]

....calls a Zone Alarm popup an "error message".

....will "press any key to boot from CD" until Hell freezes over.

....thinks you like working on their computer.

....always has "one more question".

[Duffman]

... will call you up screaming after you spend 3 hours un-doing the stupid shit they've done to the computer, because when they turned it back on it said "non-system disk error", and its your fault its broken.

... will watch over your shoulder and ask you to explain every single thing your doing, even though they have no intention of learning about it, or know what your talking about.

[peat moss]

... will call you up screaming after you spend 3 hours un-doing the stupid shit they've done to the computer, because when they turned it back on it said "non-system disk error", and its your fault its broken.

... will watch over your shoulder and ask you to explain every single thing your doing, even though they have no intention of learning about it, or know what your talking about.

I have an idea Duffman , send them up to the beer store . We know working on computers is thirsty work .

[Duffman]

Im 18 that doesn't go over well with my dad, the recovered alchoholic

[david02]

''can be fooled that format c: is the only solution''

[matt526]

I know a guy I who couldn’t figure out why the internet on his laptop didn’t work
anywhere he went (in the car, in the middle of no where).
"After-all"... he said "I do have a wireless internet adaptor".

[matt526]

Get busted for porn by the wife and blame it on a hacker or a virus.