Seedler's Momma is so fat....

**Skiz** · 09-24-2006, 08:28 PM

...the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

**DanB** · 09-24-2006, 08:31 PM

You're mistaking seedlers momma for your girlfriend Skizo

**Skiz** · 09-24-2006, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by DanB

You're mistaking seedlers momma for your girlfriend Skizo

My girlfriend is 5'4", 110 lbs.

Speaking of, I gotta go help her move.

**peat moss** · 09-24-2006, 09:48 PM

His momma so enormous that when she went to the dry cleaners to hand in her underwear, they put up a sign - 'NO PARACHUTES ALLOWED'

**CrabGirl** · 09-24-2006, 10:12 PM

After I fucked the bitch I had to roll off her twice!

**Lilmiss** · 09-24-2006, 10:31 PM

Originally Posted by Skizo

Speaking of, I gotta go help her move.

**Skiz** · 09-24-2006, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Originally Posted by Skizo

Speaking of, I gotta go help her move.

Since she's so fat and all.

**Smith** · 09-25-2006, 12:06 AM

shes so hairy shes got dredlocks on her back.

**manker** · 09-25-2006, 12:40 AM

These 'your mom' jokes are only funny when Busyman tells them.

Even then, it's at rather than with.

**Seedler** · 09-25-2006, 01:16 AM

Originally Posted by Skizo

His momma is so fat, she walked outside in a red dress and everbody yelled, "KOOL-AID"!!!

ROFL

Now that one made me literally lol.

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