wrap a wonderbra around it
wrap a wonderbra around it
I've got bad diarrhoea and I’m in need of a new kettle.
Simple safety precautions, cooking when intoxicated is not safe.
Cooking when naked is not advised as well, damn kettle was spitting bits of chicken on me, kind of cool though
The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me
And to think everything would've been fine if you had a can of beer and access to a grill.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
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