what to get the girlie for xmas?

**Proper Bo** · 12-01-2006, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by manker

Get her a fridge full of Stella.

Obviously, girls don't drink Stella so you'll reap the benefits of the contents while she can use the (soon to be) empty fridge to store salad and girlie drinks like cider.

Everyone's a winner

That wouldn't wurk for me

**bunny67** · 12-02-2006, 01:08 AM

perfume women always like to smell good n sme sexy underwear, which of course she can model for u xmas day, night

**Lilmiss** · 12-02-2006, 01:15 AM

Originally Posted by shamong

perfume women always like to smell good n sme sexy underwear, which of course she can model for u xmas day, night

I like to stink like a hobo and wear 2nd hand pants.

Originally Posted by Bo

That wouldn't wurk for me

**callum** · 12-02-2006, 01:18 AM

Originally Posted by shamong

perfume women always like to smell good n sme sexy underwear, which of course she can model for u xmas day, night

Will a can of air freshener and a burka do? I didn't get a gift receipt

**Lilmiss** · 12-02-2006, 02:05 AM

As long as it's wrapped with a ribbon, who cares what it is.

**callum** · 12-02-2006, 02:10 AM

Can't forget the gift tag, it means nothing without it.

**Lilmiss** · 12-02-2006, 02:12 AM

Bugger that, I use a marker pen.
Gift tags always fall off and you don't get the credit. :smilie4;

**callum** · 12-02-2006, 02:18 AM

Originally Posted by Lilmiss

you don't get the credit. :smilie4;

Santa usually takes all the credit anyway, i've just spent the night telling my son that i pay santa and if he doesn't behave, the old bastard will die of hypothermia, just like the old man that lived downstairs last christmas.