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    Colt Seevers's Avatar P()()p!3 $CR/-\P3R$ BT Rep: +3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Colt Seevers View Post


    Hoi start yer oon thread.
    cunt, too.
    You love it.

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    S!X's Avatar L33T Member BT Rep: +5
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    You're just a slut from down below in Castle Greyskull, c'mon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahctlucabbuS View Post
    It's quite large.

    What to do?
    1.A cock is not the thing protruding from your face
    2.pointing is impolite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by samsamsamsam View Post
    well, you could twist it around and around into a spring formation and insert through the bottom of a jar of cookies... find a hawt chick and offer cookie.. when she undoes the lid, your cock spring springs out like one of those joke snake in a jar things. Then she'd love you forever
    genius !!

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    Nevermore's Avatar Pickin' bones
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    Step 1. Style pubic hair into a beard & moustache. Put a pair of sunglasses on top of the todger.
    Step 2. Grow a beard/moustache in the same style & wear similar sunglasses.
    Step 3. Tell everyone you're Siamese twins.

    Bonus: If anyone says your "twin" looks like a willy, sue them for discrimination.

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