My Front Door...

[S!X]

Plenty of snow here. But I haven't been able to make snow tunnels for years. Lucky bastard.

Aint got shit besides rain and wind here in surrey

[JordoR]

Plenty of snow here. But I haven't been able to make snow tunnels for years. Lucky bastard.

Aint got shit besides rain and wind here in surrey

Too much fucking rain these days and the power outages last week were ridiculous.

[S!X]

Aint got shit besides rain and wind here in surrey

Too much fucking rain these days and the power outages last week were ridiculous.

My power never went out

[clocker]

The winter of '95, we had over 400 inches of snow, and the temperature didn't get above 0 F from the end of November until the middle of February.

For the middle month of that period it didn't get above -25 F.

The next year it wasn't quite as cold, but we had 430 inches of snow, and we had snow on the ground from September through the following May, just shy of 9 months.

Which begs the question- why would a body choose to live in such a clime?
No wonder alcoholism and suicide are the two biggest sports up there.
Add in the plethora of snowmobiles and you have the perfect recipe for Darwinian birth control.

Plenty of snow here. But I haven't been able to make snow tunnels for years. Lucky bastard.

The childlike joy afforded by the snow tunnel was brief and transitory compared to the near coronary and aching back the rest of the job induced.

"Lucky bastard", indeed.

[backlash]

OMG. That's scary, clocker! Thank God you got a path out of the house, at least!

[clocker]

Oh yes, the path is quite useful.
Say for instance, I wanted to walk ten feet from my front door and then freeze to death in a virgin snowfield- that path would be the way to go.

[Virtualbody1234]

The childlike joy afforded by the snow tunnel was brief and transitory compared to the near coronary and aching back the rest of the job induced.

"Lucky bastard", indeed.

See what I mean about him punishing you.

[Snee]

snee dabs'd this thread ftw

Early morning posting wins

Shame about clocker's sleeping disorder, tho'.

And too bad he's not sixty years younger, 'cos he'd have loved the snow if he was still in skewl

[Everose]

Oh yes, the path is quite useful.
Say for instance, I wanted to walk ten feet from my front door and then freeze to death in a virgin snowfield- that path would be the way to go.

Hope you make it through this, Clocker. Sorry about the stranded beloved 'new car.'

I heard on the news yesterday AM that your mayor thought it would be great fun to hold giant 'sledding' parties in four of your area parks. He mentioned that hot chocolate could be provided.

I bet his employees love him.

[clocker]

I heard on the news yesterday AM that your mayor thought it would be great fun to hold giant 'sledding' parties in four of your area parks. He mentioned that hot chocolate could be provided.

I would prefer that anything "hot" be applied to the roads- let the revelers supply their own refreshment.
It might be fun though to attend a giant sledding party.
Let's see...if I start shoveling now I could probably make the 11 mile journey to the nearest park by oh say, um, March.

Bet there wouldn't be any damn hot cocao left by then, which would be somewhat of a pisser.