Hobbits Vs Oompa-Loompas

**Barbarossa** · 05-08-2007, 02:23 PM

Who would win in a fight?

Please give reasons. Also, please state whether this is a one-on-one fight, a mass brawl, or all-out war.

**Snee** · 05-08-2007, 04:18 PM

Oompa-loompas fo' sho'. (In a war.)

They are incredibly well organized, and they have access to better technology.

I'm betting they'd generally win one-on-one as well, with all the toiling they do they have to be more fit than the average hobbit.

**Cheese** · 05-08-2007, 04:22 PM

Nuclear War. There is no way the Munchkins and the Nelwyns aren't going to get dragged into a conflict like this.

**Barbarossa** · 05-08-2007, 04:23 PM

Hobbits have got that never say die attitude though, if they put up some stiff resistance, maybe the oompa-loompas would get disillusioned

Also, with the high chocolate diet they'd be strong in short bursts, but I think their stamina would be somewhat lacking.

**DV8type** · 05-08-2007, 10:00 PM

Yo, every1 knows Oompa-loompas are savages. The tear off heads, w/ there bare hands. They show no mercy. All Hobbits can do is run away and have that poor sad face.

oompa loompas by Scorpian (Mortal Kombat) fatality