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Thread: A Poem

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    Got_brains?'s Avatar Poster
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    Oh, now I know who 'bendie-baby' is. She talks about you all the time but I had no Idea who it was! How stupid of me .

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    How about this:

    I woke early one morning
    the earth lay cool and still
    when suddenly a tiny bird
    perched on my window sill

    he sang a song so lovely
    so carefree and so gay
    that slowly all my troubles
    began to slip away

    he sang of far off places
    of laughter and of fun
    it seemed his very trilling
    brought up the morning sun

    I stirred beneath the covers
    crept slowly out of bed
    then gently shut the window
    and crushed his fucking head

    I am NOT a morning person

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    that's great!!!!

    It just reminded me of a hill-walking song i know;

    I saw a bird
    with a yellow bill
    he landed on
    my window sill
    i caoxed him in
    with a bit of cheeeez
    and then i broke
    his little knees!

    There's thousands of verses cos you make them up as you go along!


    PS yeah GM - that's Bendie-baby he doesn't have a choice in the matter!

  4. Lounge   -   #54
    A silly ode to cheese aka Cheeez

    Cheeez is a food
    preferred by most mice
    They say cheeez is good
    they think cheez is nice

    On pizzas, in patties
    or grated on top
    of a nice jacket tattie
    Or eat straight from the block

    Edam and cheddar
    Wensleydale and brie
    But cheeez is much better
    when it's "Buy one, get one free"

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    Any post containing cheeez is a good post!


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