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Thread: Paris Hilton sentenced to 45 days in jail

  1. 05-07-2007, 02:39 PM #31
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    she needs to be locked in a cage the girl looks like a ferret
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  3. 05-07-2007, 02:44 PM Lounge   -   #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by bunny67 View Post
    she needs to be locked in a cage the girl looks like a ferret
    No. She looks like Putin:

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  5. 05-07-2007, 09:57 PM Lounge   -   #33
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    -paris- OH NO, WHO WILL FEED ME IN JAIL?! -someone else- oh well, you didnt eat anyway!
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  7. 05-09-2007, 01:31 PM Lounge   -   #34
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    There's an online petition addressed to Arnold Schwarzenegger (Calif. Governor) to pardon her.

    Fuck that

    There's another online petition addressed to Arnold Schwarzenegger (Calif. Governor) to jail her for life.

    Yes!!!!

    http://www.petitiononline.com/Hilton/petition.html

    Dear Governor Schwarzenegger,

    We hereby request that Paris Hilton is jailed for life without chance of parole for her crimes of driving while drunk, breaking the terms of her probation and also for the equally unforgivable crime against humanity which was her acting in House of Wax.

    Furthermore, by encouraging a petition aimed at getting her pardoned for her obvious stupidity we believe that her prison term should be served in Guantanamo Bay, as putting her in a shapeless orange jumpsuit with a black bag over her head would be a welcome relief for most right-thinking people.

    We also request that those people who have signed the petition asking for her to be pardoned should be given immediate psychiatric help as they are clearly not well.

    Sincerely,

    The Undersigned
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  9. 05-10-2007, 01:26 PM Lounge   -   #35
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    Paris who?
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  11. 05-10-2007, 06:28 PM Lounge   -   #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    There's an online petition addressed to Arnold Schwarzenegger (Calif. Governor) to pardon her.

    Fuck that

    There's another online petition addressed to Arnold Schwarzenegger (Calif. Governor) to jail her for life.

    Yes!!!!

    http://www.petitiononline.com/Hilton/petition.html

    Dear Governor Schwarzenegger,

    We hereby request that Paris Hilton is jailed for life without chance of parole for her crimes of driving while drunk, breaking the terms of her probation and also for the equally unforgivable crime against humanity which was her acting in House of Wax.

    Furthermore, by encouraging a petition aimed at getting her pardoned for her obvious stupidity we believe that her prison term should be served in Guantanamo Bay, as putting her in a shapeless orange jumpsuit with a black bag over her head would be a welcome relief for most right-thinking people.

    We also request that those people who have signed the petition asking for her to be pardoned should be given immediate psychiatric help as they are clearly not well.

    Sincerely,

    The Undersigned


    Some of those comments...

    723. Jim - You have the death penalty, why let it go to waste?

    718. uber Bob - Lets hope she still gets release a new video of her getting fisted by the inmates

    721. Simon Scorer - .... reality TV show hanging!!

    598. pablo dombrowski - Please Governer Swartzenegger, you know it makes sense

    559. Sam Meyer - keep the streets clean arnie

    481. Soong - PS3 FTW! Sony rulez

    465. Capucine - I know you American chaps are awfully fond of your death penalty. Please add this oxygen theif to the list.

    196. Lil Lesbo Lisa - My Girlfriends in there, if she so much as.....

    149. Herr Glaublich - Make this happen you steroid-fuelled-feely-feely-nazi. Ta

    20. Haris Pilton - and force those 3 meals a day down her!



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  13. 05-10-2007, 08:23 PM Lounge   -   #37
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  15. 05-12-2007, 05:15 PM Lounge   -   #38
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    Damn we all hoped you were "free" (available) long time no see. Are you still making those brilliant sketches?
    I am indeed. Sorry for not being around, I've been other places.

    She lives!

    Enough of that gadding about, now; take a seat and stay.

    Are you a fan of the ditz at all (at all).
    Of course not, what is there to be a fan of?
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  17. 05-12-2007, 09:06 PM Lounge   -   #39
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  19. 05-13-2007, 11:38 PM Lounge   -   #40
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