Every day I leave a little chicken meat in my garden to be sure I will never be attacked by tigers..up until now, it seems to work. Never been attacked by a tiger.
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Every day I leave a little chicken meat in my garden to be sure I will never be attacked by tigers..up until now, it seems to work. Never been attacked by a tiger.
Originally Posted by thewizeard
Is it fresh or cooked chicken? Free range i hope.
Use Logic Or STFU!
Won't it just attract the tigers?
Use Logic Or STFU!
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Is it fresh or cooked chicken? Free range where they about it being really free range, i hope.
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I do the magpie thing. Sometimes one stalks me.
I tap the teaspoons twice against the tea, and the toothbrush twice against the taps but I think that might be my OCD.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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Use Logic Or STFU!
There is medication for that. It's called heroin.
I heard it has some side-effects* though.
*Check with your street pharmacist before taking....too much.
There is medication for that. It's called heroin.
I heard it has some side-effects* though.
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wearing kilts, drinking whiskey arooond the hoose, n'est pas?
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Are you recommending I take heroin for a tapping habit? My god that's overkill man.There is medication for that. It's called heroin.
I heard it has some side-effects* though.
*Check with your street pharmacist before taking....too much.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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He dabbles with humour sometimes. Doesn't usually last long tho'.
Use Logic Or STFU!
Put it an e on the end of heroin(e) to make it more palatable then. Heroine just might get rid of your tap habit.Are you recommending I take heroin for a tapping habit? My god that's overkill man.
Your welcome in advance.
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