British laws on owning exotic pets?

[CrabGirl]

That's horrible. My cat would eat it, leaving just the ears.

[Sextent]

Hasn't he just gone blind in one eye tho'.

The wee dug would get away coz he has lost the gift of triangulation.

[Biggles]

I thought you were in Aberdeenshire.

No though I was born up there - spooky.

[CrabGirl]

WHY HAS MY CAT GONE BLIND IN ONE EYE???????????

I'm at work. CHEESE! What have you DONE to my CAT?

[Skweeky]

Since when is Irvine in Aberdeenshire?

Fanny


Tsk


How's about a tarantula for a pet eh?
It can eat your mice and insects.
It only needs a little glass box
It'll scare the living daylights of anyone trying to break into your house.
It's exotic
You don't need to walk it

[Sextent]

Where are you well.

[Sextent]

Irvine, I thought it was boab who was in Irvine.

[Skweeky]

North Lanarkshire of course

Is your brain leaking out of your ear again?

Boab is in Kilmarnock

[Sextent]

WHY HAS MY CAT GONE BLIND IN ONE EYE???????????

I'm at work. CHEESE! What have you DONE to my CAT?

Oh, my bad, hasn't he phoned you yet.

He must be waiting for you to get home.

It's only one eye, so not too bad.

[Sextent]

North Lanarkshire of course

Is your brain leaking out of your ear again?

Boab is in Kilmarnock

So where's Les.