Man Wakes From 19-year Slumber

[crazy_billy_bats]

hello tite-wad! nice to see yourself again too

not too sure what happened to the avatar. just went and found another one as it seemed to go offline or sumthin.

that must be crazy for that guy tho.....i mean, he is mentally disabled now tho right? that really is amazing.....19 years !!!!!!

[tite-wad]

Actually, I hadn't read the article till just now...

The first response from Mr Wallis came a few years ago, when he
began responding to his family's questions by blinking his eyes.

I didn't know someone was considered comatose if their eyes were open.

[Ron]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@16 July 2003 - 08:57
maybe i should go into a coma for 19 years?

doesnt sound good to me.

no thanks.

Try faking it.
Have yourself a nice time with pretty nurses, taking care of keeping your private parts clean, and stuff.

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by Ron@16 July 2003 - 02:18
Try faking it.
Have yourself a nice time with pretty nurses, taking care of keeping your private parts clean, and stuff.

You mean like the one Xx_Vash_xX posted here?

[thewizeard]

No doubt after drinking Coke.(the coma) Its just another Pepsi advertisment!

How low will they sink

[monkfi5h]

My friend slipped into a coma for about 45 mins, he had smoked so much ganja he just sat in a chair and we couldnt wake him

My other mate was talking to him for the whole time trying to wake him up, that didnt work so i poured ketchup over his face and been as that was 'cruel' i even cleaned it off without waking him...

A little while later when it got dark he came to find the rest of us and the last memory he had was sitting in the chair in the daylight, he thought he had blinked and didnt even know what had happened

No memory whatsoever, didnt even realise it had gotten dark

It was weird

[lynx]

Originally posted by nigel123@16 July 2003 - 08:37
No doubt after drinking Coke.(the coma) Its just another Pepsi advertisment!

How low will they sink

wtf?

[The Knife Thrower]

I seen another story about this. The man is going to get such a shock when:

He finds out his wife has had 3 children with another man
His daughter has become a stripper

[thewizeard]

Originally posted by lynx+16 July 2003 - 11:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx &#064; 16 July 2003 - 11:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-nigel123@16 July 2003 - 08:37
No doubt after drinking Coke.(the coma) Its just another Pepsi advertisment&#33;

How low will they sink

wtf?[/b][/quote]
He started out with &#39;Mom&#39; and surprised her, and then it was &#39;Pepsi&#39; and then it was &#39;milk&#39;.
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These were his first words after coming out of his coma, apparently.

[lynx]

I had forgotten that bit, it&#39;s a couple of days since I read the article.