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    Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@17 July 2003 - 11:33
    masturbation is only dangerous if you get it in your eye
    Yeah, but you go blind anyway, I thought we had already established that.
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    Jerking off helps prevent cancer.

    Like i needed an excuse o

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    For those of you who can't read Dutch, I introduce to you, the Venezuelan waterpolo team. (the female one, I suppose)
    What do you mean ??

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    She is the cause of many dead kittens, is what he means.......I think.

    I'd have to agree B)

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    everyone wanks. simple as that. men, women, dogs, cats.....

    and we all know we enjoy it.

    its just better to get someone else to do it.

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    Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@17 July 2003 - 16:44
    everyone wanks. simple as that. men, women, dogs, cats.....
    my rotweiler bitch used to do it regularly in front of guests.
    she'd lie on her back with her legs in the air and grab hold of her tail, rocking backwards and forwards.
    jinkies, it made me blush some. :">
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    Originally posted by lilmiss+17 July 2003 - 17:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 17 July 2003 - 17:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@17 July 2003 - 16:44
    everyone wanks. simple as that. men, women, dogs, cats.....
    my rotweiler bitch used to do it regularly in front of guests.
    she&#39;d lie on her back with her legs in the air and grab hold of her tail, rocking backwards and forwards.
    jinkies, it made me blush some. :">
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    Are you sure that was your Rotwieler??

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    recap: so masturbation makes u blind, and it can prevent cancer? i&#39;m confused. and u will still be able to have kids in the future?

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    Originally posted by abu_has_the_power@17 July 2003 - 13:33
    recap: so masturbation makes u blind, and it can prevent cancer? i&#39;m confused. and u will still be able to have kids in the future?
    Yeah, you just won&#39;t be able to see whether they actually look like you though. B)

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    Originally posted by abu_has_the_power@17 July 2003 - 18:33
    recap: so masturbation makes u blind, and it can prevent cancer? i&#39;m confused. and u will still be able to have kids in the future?
    yeah, but you wont be able to see the lil buggers when they are nicking your fags.

    jonno&#33; really&#33;

    EDIT: tite wad, youre too quick for my liking.
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