Male Masterbation

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by lilmiss@17 July 2003 - 18:35


jonno! really!

Sorry My crap attempt at humor

Jonno B)

[Buffalo]

Did'nt work, why can't I see it??

Jonno B)

Edit:-It's bloody there now

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by lilmiss@17 July 2003 - 13:35
tite wad, youre too quick for my liking.   

Yes, I've kinda gotten the impression you're not terribly fond of me...

• ...don't know why - I like you just fine!

[smellycat]

Male Masterbation, Is it harmful?

TIP: Don&#39;t use lace gloves >_<

[crazy_billy_bats]

KY helps.

lots of the aforementioned.


and/or johnsons baby oil.

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@17 July 2003 - 14:42
and/or johnsons baby oil.

Gee... I never realized that&#39;s why it&#39;s called Johnson&#39;s

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by tite-wad+17 July 2003 - 19:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 17 July 2003 - 19:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@17 July 2003 - 14:42
and/or johnsons baby oil.

Gee... I never realized that&#39;s why it&#39;s called Johnson&#39;s [/b][/quote]


hmmmmmm now that u mention it....


how about some grease as well?

can get a bit messy and the old chaffing can become extrordinarily painful, but well do you mind

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@17 July 2003 - 14:49
how about some grease as well?

Lithium, petroleum or plain ol&#39; lard?

Ah the hell with it - just use spit - it&#39;s available anytime... anywhere.


Edit: typo

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by tite-wad+17 July 2003 - 19:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 17 July 2003 - 19:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@17 July 2003 - 14:49
how about some grease as well?

Lithium, petroleum or plain ol&#39; lard?

Ah the hell with it - just use spit - it&#39;s available anytime... anywhere.


Edit: typo [/b][/quote]

pmsl


so just saliva then? hmmmm never actually used that one......

ill be RIGHT back....

[fugley]

Originally posted by MadDog-2000@17 July 2003 - 07:07
Good one&#33;

I think you spelled it a little wrong, as far as I know, its spelled "masturbation". Besdies that, I think this thread should have been posted in the Funny stuff section of the forum&#33;

And, no, it is not harmful to you, if you sit behind your computer once or twice a week and jack off to some porn pictures you find on the Internet. You will never run out of sperm because your body will always be able to make more, thats why you have 2 nuts or sperm factories Jacking off doesn&#39;t affect your concentration or memory but it helps you calm down afterwards and it relieves stress. It has also been shown to reduce the change of getting prostate cancer.

No, I am not a doctor but I listened during anatomy class

I entirely disagree&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

I ran dry about three years ago. I think I shot enough man-goo-juice to fill the fuel tank of a medium size family saloon car.