Near Misses...

[Lilmiss]

ive seen a t-shirt i want, with;
<span style='color:purple'>"go home, the village needs their idiot" on it.

quite fitting for me, i thinks. </span>

[Ron]

He who digs a hole for himself, is a hobbyist?

[Ron]

Is it plagiarism when quoting someone, but you don&#39;t know who?

Mary had a little lamb.
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ass
and turned its wool to nylon

[Ron]

An even better one (IMHO)

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides,
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
&#39;t was split right up the front,
...but she didn&#39;t wear that one very often.

[I.am]

heard from a freind

Someone gave me a lined paper, I wrote sideways

[chalkmongoose]

The modern cinematic emporium
Is by no means the merest sex-orium,
...But a highly effectual
...Heterosexual
Mutual masturbatorium.
(1943)

[Riddler]

Originally posted by Ron@21 July 2003 - 19:07
An even better one (IMHO)

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides,
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
&#39;t was split right up the front,
...but she didn&#39;t wear that one very often.

[Ron]

Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
and now, there&#39;s little Frankie

[imnotanaddict]

if the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence
it means they use more fertilizer

[kAb]

i dunno if this really counts, but i like it:

I think we ought to have a new rule: You can ask two questions, and then we can pick the one we want to answer.

-Donald Rumsfeld