You are the last person on earth.

[thewizeard]

What would you do?

and no there are no evil zombies, you are totally alone, no cute pussy cats either.

I knew right from the beginning, that you all are, erm, were...a figment of my imagination...so what's changed ?

/me sinks back into glorious meditations of virgin fresh creations...

[bigboab]

At last, a chance to have time to win at some of these PC games...

oh wait, 1st i need to find a generator and fuel for it and food and ... damn, this is gonna be more work than i have already

You could be the last man to score for the Toon.

[bikernin]

i would be the only person on FST lol

[sleepyy]

From that picture alone i would hit myself over the head with the oar and drown nice and happy

[Barbarossa]

I'd read up on making babies in a lab (test tube). I'd find an vids and docs on how it's actually done.

I'm sure there are eggs and sperm somewhere....and enough that I could fuck up until I get it right.

That would be my only mission in life.

The bad thing is....bad thought but I'd have to have sex with the female at a pretty young age too. It wouldn't be incest though but still it would be creepy since I'd be raising her.

I wouldn't be part of that original gene pool.

Or if I'm successful test tubing with a boy and girl then they would have to do it.

2 different sets of egg and sperm donors would relieve any incest problem.

I get what you're saying, but I'd go about it a different way.

Rather than repopulating with humans, I'd set about creating self-replicating robots and artificial intelligence, and then I'd have an army of slaves, so long as I program them right

Then I'd download wikipedia into them and give them all the knowledge they need to go populating the whole galaxy.

I'd be like, their god dude, and they'd be the ones doing all the hard work

[Biggles]

I'd read up on making babies in a lab (test tube). I'd find an vids and docs on how it's actually done.

I'm sure there are eggs and sperm somewhere....and enough that I could fuck up until I get it right.

That would be my only mission in life.

The bad thing is....bad thought but I'd have to have sex with the female at a pretty young age too. It wouldn't be incest though but still it would be creepy since I'd be raising her.

I wouldn't be part of that original gene pool.

Or if I'm successful test tubing with a boy and girl then they would have to do it.

2 different sets of egg and sperm donors would relieve any incest problem.

I get what you're saying, but I'd go about it a different way.

Rather than repopulating with humans, I'd set about creating self-replicating robots and artificial intelligence, and then I'd have an army of slaves, so long as I program them right

Then I'd download wikipedia into them and give them all the knowledge they need to go populating the whole galaxy.

I'd be like, their god dude, and they'd be the ones doing all the hard work

Don't call the programme Skynet

This is bad apparently

[Barbarossa]

I'd give it a much fluffier name.


Like Omnius

[Biggles]

I'd give it a much fluffier name.


Like Omnius

That or Cindy Lovemore

which is also quite fluffy and safe.