That's harsh mate
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That's harsh mate
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Now go away.
special edition lynx shower gel the supermarket I was working in was going to throw out.
well i robbed some jokes from big daddy graham
"and Yes people have put trust in me""and i thank you all"im just a frigen dreamer and im waiting for them to come true ....trust(trst)n. 1. Firm reliance on the integrity, ability, or character of a person or thing.
2. Custody; care.
3. Something committed into the care of another; charge.
4. a. The condition and resulting obligation of having confidence placed in one.
b. One in which confidence is placed.
I think is was because it wasnt a valid "line" in our particular supermarket. Oh well, a £4 bottle of shower gel is going in my fucking pocket before it goes in the bin.
I knew people who stole hundreds of cigarettes from said supermarket. It was a joke. East Belfast. haha.
A car.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
It was my mate's car, like, the lock and ignition were fecked and could be done with any flat metal object. I thieved it from the car park he'd left it in and parked it on a different level. Much hilarity ensued as he looked for it. True Story.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
He sold it on ebay and the engine blew when the bloke who bought it was driving it home. Also a true story.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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