Ffs

[bikernin]

get your own tree and you and your son can tell her to f off and you to decorate the branch your selves

Get one bigger and wider. A real mans tree.

You can stand it up with a chrome tire rim and hang beer cans and wrenches on the branches.

lol thats one masculine tree. i imagine santa would get drunk when he came to drop off the gifts!

[bikernin]

there you go! your dream xmas tree