Chalice has now been beaten soundly to sleep.
Shhh.
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Chalice has now been beaten soundly to sleep.
Shhh.
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Dad, can I have a drink of water, please?
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Of course you can, son.Originally Posted by chalice
Enjoy.
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Dad, this water tastes of pee.
Not that I'm complaining, like.
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That's water off of Lake Katrina, I thought you liked that piss?
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Dad, I drew a pixture of you, do you like it?
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Not bad, like but the Hindu symbol I got tattooed on your arse when you were born is back to front.
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It isn't back to front.
You're just used to looking at it that way.
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Mum forgot to give you her present.
We know how you admired Trotsky.
Right in the brainstem, son, like I showed you.
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Dad, this ice pick is defective.
Keeps bouncing orf of my skull.
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