Over-ripe plums

[kallieb]

Isn't war paint supposed to be coloured?? hmm....... This is fast becoming quite biz

[Squeamous]

Not exactly going to strike fear into the hearts of the enemy is it?

[chalice]

Youse can always regale us to death with your facinating make-up anecdotes, like.

Regale us to the Max (factor).

I'll get me extra coat.

[Something Else]

Pun of the day.

[chalice]

That's nothing to be proud of, mate.

Considering sticking a knitting needle through my eyeball for having the audacity to post it.

Nevertheless, ewe're very kind.

[Squeamous]

Youse can always regale us to death with your facinating make-up anecdotes, like.

Regale us to the Max (factor).

I'll get me extra coat.

Terrible.

You die...you eat shit and you die .

[chalice]

Desired effect accomplished.

I knew I had to hurt myself in order to hurt you.

It's the order of the universe.

[kallieb]

Oh how sweet. I do believe love is in the air.

[Squeamous]

Is this some sort of S&M exercise? If so, bring it on funny man .

[Something Else]