Talking in your sleep

[Mr. Mulder]

I think the lady underestimated the depths of depravity in a man's mind . I have this mental image of her waking up in the morning with a perforated ear drum and an inexplicably sore ringpiece.

arse-to-ear >*

[Squeamous]

Ear-to-arse shirley?

[Mr. Mulder]

as long as it gets filthy and i can slap them around the face with it when im finished.

[Squeamous]

[Mr. Mulder]

you love it.

[Squeamous]

I've never tried it .

[Mr. Mulder]

would you like to? you're tempted, don't lie

[Squeamous]

I doubt the addition of shit smearing and earlatio would make it any better than your standard face-thwacking, but what the hell. Know anyone willing to oblige?

[Mr. Mulder]

I doubt the addition of shit smearing and earlatio would make it any better than your standard face-thwacking, but what the hell. Know anyone willing to oblige?

...if you're going to force me

[Squeamous]

If?