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    Our throats take it all.

    Ears too

    but white wine & mojito

    (no finish)
    Last edited by 100%; 06-19-2008 at 03:12 PM.

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    Grape Juice
    Must
    Become Wine

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    Wine then beer, feeling queer.

    Beer then wine, feeling fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    do a poewim about mojitos.
    It's not about Mojitos, but nothing rhymes with mojito

    Mulder many things had writ
    The board did much esteem his wit
    And call for some poetick works
    To celebrate the one who lurks
    On the net, his cock in hand
    He shoots from his private stand
    His dart of such prodigious length
    It pierces the collective conscience thro'
    And deep transfixes our bosoms too
    Some lines more pitiful than the rest
    Begging perchance to see our breasts
    Makes Skweeky do what's not so smart
    Profess her love upon her heart

    (apologies to the memory of Jonathan Swift for the blatant plagiarism )

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    copy bob dylan = win

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Grape Juice
    Must
    Become Wine


    quality lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    do a poewim about mojitos.
    It's not about Mojitos, but nothing rhymes with mojito

    Mulder many things had writ
    The board did much esteem his wit
    And call for some poetick works
    To celebrate the one who lurks
    On the net, his cock in hand
    He shoots from his private stand
    His dart of such prodigious length
    It pierces the collective conscience thro'
    And deep transfixes our bosoms too
    Some lines more pitiful than the rest
    Begging perchance to see our breasts
    Makes Skweeky do what's not so smart
    Profess her love upon her heart

    (apologies to the memory of Jonathan Swift for the blatant plagiarism )
    that was beautiful

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post

    It's not about Mojitos, but nothing rhymes with mojito

    Mulder many things had writ
    The board did much esteem his wit
    And call for some poetick works
    To celebrate the one who lurks
    On the net, his cock in hand
    He shoots from his private stand
    His dart of such prodigious length
    It pierces the collective conscience thro'
    And deep transfixes our bosoms too
    Some lines more pitiful than the rest
    Begging perchance to see our breasts
    Makes Skweeky do what's not so smart
    Profess her love upon her heart

    (apologies to the memory of Jonathan Swift for the blatant plagiarism )
    that was beautiful
    Were you twisting your nipples as you posted that, Mulder.


    -bd

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Grape Juice
    Must
    Become Wine
    I love that.

    Especially as Must is grape juice, but you did that on purpose didnt you. Fab.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

    .

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Grape Juice
    Must
    Become Wine
    I love that.

    Especially as Must is grape juice, but you did that on purpose didnt you. Fab.
    You know it, girlfriend.

    You were my muse for 5 words of poetic genious.

    True story.

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