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    Oh jesus, I'm not inflicting the wreckage which is me upon the world. I am an utter state and I have I am a Lez written on my arm by a smartass 11 year old, bruises on my legs from pushing stuck cars out of a muddy field, and red red eyes.
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    Awwww come on! Show us

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    Was the Lez moniker because you pushed more cars than any of the fellas?

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    no it was because i wrote twit all over the 11 year old.

    He had to take it one step further didn't he.
    Last edited by CrabGirl; 08-03-2008 at 09:37 PM.
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    slap him them or poke him in the eyes

    My name is Dan for the people who care!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    no it was because i wrote twit all over the 11 year old.

    He had to take it one step further didn't he.
    You should have taken his virginity. That woulda learned him .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    no it was because i wrote twit all over the 11 year old.

    He had to take it one step further didn't he.
    You should have taken his virginity. That woulda learned him .
    Ewww... he was being a cheeky little sod so me and his dad chased him round the field, pinned him down and wrote all over him.
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    Sounds like sexy time to me

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    frankly i dont think he suffered enough. more action needs to be taken

    My name is Dan for the people who care!

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    How much action?

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