'ello I'm New

[lynx]

France seems pretty random at times, I bet they go for France.

[thewizeard]

Originally posted by Lamsey@21 August 2003 - 15:35
You see the difficulties we have here?

We are now commencing an evacuation of mice from Belgium and deploying peacekeeping forces to restrain any acts of Condiment Terrorism evident in the area.

We would remind both Ketchupites and Bolognesians that any condiment terrorism (including spamming, flaming and posting of ebaumsworld images) is a direct contravention of UC resolution 1441 and will be punishable by a Condiment Crimes Tribunal, which has the power of enforcing the operation of Condiment Inspectors in your base camps.

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[Skweeky]

pfff, George Bush, I bet he&#39;s one of those posh bolognese lovers

WE wanted to sign the treaty, THEY f*ucked up

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Steady steady .....You&#39;re upseting my Skweeky

Come here...Skweeky>><<Jonno

@Nigel.......

"a wise man/mouse counts for two&#33;&#33;"

Ermmm.....Ok

Jonno B)

[thewizeard]

Bulla, has kept quiet for some time now, could it be that his name is short for Bullagnese?

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by nigel123@21 August 2003 - 14:46
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Translation:

ketchup lovers beware&#33; lamsey is far from neutral, and is secretly known to partake in eating of disgusting bolognese with pasta&#33; he even steals cheese from weemouse and sprinkles it all over the top of his pasta&#33; so don&#39;t be fooled. remember "a wise man/mouse counts for two&#33;&#33;"

Lies and deceit, spread by immoral warmongers. I recognise the merits of all condiments, and am impartial towards all of them.

Our intelligence forces are working hard to uncover the source of these encoded rumours. Initial reports suggest a terrorist enclave in Middelburg, The Netherlands.

[Alucard1475]

Welcome
You&#39;ve surely come to the right place

[Bulla]

Well I&#39;ll answer these questions honestly 1) Ketchup 2) No, I hate cucumbers.

Cheers people.

[thewizeard]

As ketchup lover here is your secret ketchup translator that in no way must get into the hands of Ron&#33; .....