Things you should never do

[Seedler]

Leaving your dorm door half-open whilst fapping

[z0rix]

call yout mother 3 o clock in the morning to say that she is going to be a grandma (and lying)

[brotherdoobie]

Leaving your dorm door half-open whilst fapping

It's best to leave it fully open, eh?


-bd

[MediaSlayer]

bring your laptop in the bathroom with you while you're doing your business.

[brotherdoobie]

bring your laptop in the bathroom with you while you're doing your business.

A laptop was built for the purpose of portable porn. It's true.


-bd

[JPaul]

bring your laptop in the bathroom with you while you're doing your business.

Run a business from your bathroom.

[MediaSlayer]

[eatchocolate]

Never kick a pot of paint by anger in a student house you rent for a year.
Otherwise you'll have to pay £500 ($1000) to buy a new carpet...

[Skweeky]

French eh?
Pah

[Biggles]

Use your finger to clean a spark plug lead while the engine is running.