What's The Biggest Thing You've Killed?

[Riddler]

[soopaman]

Originally posted by SnnY@27 September 2003 - 22:24
to do a "Dirty Sanchez" isn't that when you stick a finger up....

It's a "shit moustache". like a Mexican Bandit, that you get from "tossing salads". Hope that helps you. i think it's originally from Viz magazine, Roger Melly's Profanisaurus (bloody funny!&#33.

Biggest thing I've killed : Probably a Tiger Shark whilst on holiday in Oz. Shot the bastard through the head with a rifle!! Got some of the teeth at home, also got some Great White teeth but I didn't get to kill that one (maybe next time!&#33

I used to be quite a keen fisherman so I'm pretty blase about killing animals, I must stress I did used to eat most of the stuff I caught. I'm not a fan of killing for the sake of it. Just for recreational purposes!!!

[Evil Gemini]

OK biggest thing i have killed is one of those big ass red COCKROACHES. This wasnt ne normal cockroach. It was Evil.

I walked into the bathroom one day to have a shower when i saw this cockroach on the wall. It was very big and red and had fangs n shit. everytime i moved it would move closer to me.

I got a cup and through it at him and i got him an i thought it was dead. I then got some paper to pick it up and throw away but this cockroach had other plans. Just as i got within 30cm of it. it started to run after me so i jumped in the bath tub and i was safe for a moment. I was looking for something to kill it with and then i saw a can of deoderent and i sprayed it.

The damn thing wouldnt die it just ran in a crack. I quikly got out and got a shoe and when i got back i wated for it to come out of the crack. I wated and wated.

I thought never mind so i turned around to get a towel becaue there was none in the bathroom and when i tured around, this cockroach was on the wall standing their. I still had the shoe so i smashed the bug and it fell on the floor. It was on the floor now and it was slowly walking towards me again so i hit it again and again and again....

Eventually it died so i did the honourable thing and through it in the bin.

I didnt have a shower for like a month after that.

The moral to this story is have a can of bagon everywhere I MEAN EVERYWHERE!!!!!

[Hombre]

the biggest think i killed was a snake, 2 mt long in the woods near my home. it was green and fat-ish. it stood up to me and i used a long pole i always carry with me and broke her spine. cudn't pick it up and take home to my parents though

[j2k4]

Oldest bump for today, I guess.

Oh, and I killed a Black Angus bull that weighed just under 1800 lbs.

I worked the kill-floor in a packing plant while in high school.

The inspector said it was the biggest B.A. he'd ever seen.

Ever.

[Mr. Mulder]

[j2k4]

Yup.

One really (really) good punch, right between the peepers.

Really.

[tesco]

Biggest thing I've killed is probably a big spider, or a bumble bee.
Can't recall killing anything bigger...

Oh Oh worms are bigger. I've killed plenty of those.

[callum]

There's only one man who's been able to take down B.A. with a punch. He also spent some time in one of those meat places. You must be Rocky

[n00bz0r]