Funniest Joke In A Decade

**share4uk** · 10-19-2003, 06:32 PM

I have a similar one:

This guy goes up to the barman of a pub and says to him:

"Would you like to make a bet with me?"
"What kind of bet" Says the barman
"See that glass right at the end of your bar, well I bet you £100 that I can piss in it from this end of the bar and not spill a drop"

The barman laughs and says "you got yourself a bet, theres noway you can piss in it from here".

So the man gets up onto the bar, gets his dick out and aims for the glass right at the end and begins...

He totally misses, he pisses all over the floor, over the bar, over customers, and even over the barman himself.

The barman has a huge grin on his face and is laughing, as the man gets down from the bar and pays him his £100.

"Why did you make such a pointless bet" Says the barman as he counts his easy money.

"See those five guys in the corner" Says the man
"Yes" Says the barman

"Well I bet each one of them £100 that I could piss on your bar, your customers, your floor and even YOU and you would still have a smile on your face..."

**theX** · 10-19-2003, 10:38 PM

heheh, that was just as funny

**leonidas** · 10-20-2003, 12:33 AM

Originally posted by share4uk@19 October 2003 - 19:32
I have a similar one:

This guy goes up to the barman of a pub and says to him:

"Would you like to make a bet with me?"
"What kind of bet" Says the barman
"See that glass right at the end of your bar, well I bet you £100 that I can piss in it from this end of the bar and not spill a drop"

The barman laughs and says "you got yourself a bet, theres noway you can piss in it from here".

So the man gets up onto the bar, gets his dick out and aims for the glass right at the end and begins...

He totally misses, he pisses all over the floor, over the bar, over customers, and even over the barman himself.

The barman has a huge grin on his face and is laughing, as the man gets down from the bar and pays him his £100.

"Why did you make such a pointless bet" Says the barman as he counts his easy money.

"See those five guys in the corner" Says the man
"Yes" Says the barman

"Well I bet each one of them £100 that I could piss on your bar, your customers, your floor and even YOU and you would still have a smile on your face..."

I don't know why I prefer this version.

**vegasguy** · 10-20-2003, 03:49 AM

Hi,

I like both versions!!!!!!!!!!

Good one, maybe i will try em out

**Faceman** · 10-20-2003, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by share4uk@19 October 2003 - 18:32
I have a similar one:

This guy goes up to the barman of a pub and says to him:

"Would you like to make a bet with me?"
"What kind of bet" Says the barman
"See that glass right at the end of your bar, well I bet you £100 that I can piss in it from this end of the bar and not spill a drop"

The barman laughs and says "you got yourself a bet, theres noway you can piss in it from here".

So the man gets up onto the bar, gets his dick out and aims for the glass right at the end and begins...

He totally misses, he pisses all over the floor, over the bar, over customers, and even over the barman himself.

The barman has a huge grin on his face and is laughing, as the man gets down from the bar and pays him his £100.

"Why did you make such a pointless bet" Says the barman as he counts his easy money.

"See those five guys in the corner" Says the man
"Yes" Says the barman

"Well I bet each one of them £100 that I could piss on your bar, your customers, your floor and even YOU and you would still have a smile on your face..."  